t-shirt slogans

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Know anyone who fits one of these t-shirt slogans?

If you are too open minded your brain will fall out.

Et tu dufus?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

I've stopped listening - why haven't you stopped talking?

Chocolate. The catnip of the female world.

Just be happy I'm not a twin.

Yeah, I'm old. But at least I made it.

Yes, it IS always about me.

and you point is....?

Has anyone ever just hauled off and hit you?

On the journey of life I chose the psycho path.

DANGER: Mouth operates faster than brain.

When all else fails - manipulate the data.

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Mess with me you mess with the whole trailer park.

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

I didn't say it was your FAULT I said I was going to BLAME you.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

Here's a little hint I DON'T CARE!

Some days you're the bug. Other days you're the winshield.

My Indian name is Runs With Beer.

[<mad>sgt_rennie]

i got 1:nice legs when do they open

[<MAD>SuicidalTendeciesGR]

-IF YOU THINK MY ATTITUDE STINKS YOU SHOULD SMELL MY FEET!
- Gynecological Police Feet Back and Spread 'Em!
-Want more sex? Become a priest.
-I'm not bald. That's my solar sex panel.
-You fake orgasm like I fake snoring.
-So many pedestrians, not enough horse-power
-Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
-Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
-Intolerance will not be Tolerated!
-My Wife Is Always Complaining That I Don't
Listen To Her ... Or Something Like That.
-I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you
to help me move $50 million out of the country.
-Read the fine print, dumbass.
-If you don't want me looking, stop looking so good!
-If you see me getting smaller, I'm leaving
-I speak SARCASM as a second language.
-If you go around acting like an a s s h o l e, sooner or later,
you will be covered in crap.
-Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping
-I can multi-task (talk and piss you off at the same time)



a girls one: Objects In This Shirt Are Closer Than They Appear